February 2012
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imbues: what the “Wow yea that flag pole does look weird, I wonder wha… HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY!?”
Feb 12th
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ryanmafhew: tyleroakley: toocooltobehipster: Officer mistakes a black guys penis as a weapon. SORRY ‘BOUT THAT. why are your pants that low……. someone wants it in the ass obviously
Feb 12th
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Feb 11th
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coagulates: hey i know how to touch boners
Feb 11th
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ListenFUCK YES just got this Skins Series 1 ringtone my...
Feb 10th
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anthony-the-human asked: I'm not surprised
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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shizzycakes: lordpayne: this was like two years ago but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was “MY CEREAL!!!”
Feb 8th
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“If I won the lottery I would build my parents house I give my grandma million...”
– When Siri tried to make a note for me about what I’d do if I won the lottery
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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What should I watch on Netflix?
you can tell I need help pretty badly because I paid a dollar
Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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Me attempting to ""sext""
Dude: I wanna see you cum
Me: okay
Dude: You're so hot fuck me
Me: yes
Dude: I'm gonna rip your clothes off
Me: don't wrinkle them please
Feb 5th
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