February 2012
Watchimbues:
what the
“Wow yea that flag pole does look weird, I wonder wha… HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY!?”
Watchryanmafhew:
tyleroakley:
toocooltobehipster:
Officer mistakes a black guys penis as a weapon.
SORRY ‘BOUT THAT.
why are your pants that low…….
someone wants it in the ass obviously
coagulates:
hey i know how to touch boners
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FUCK YES just got this Skins Series 1 ringtone my...
anthony-the-human asked: I'm not surprised
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shizzycakes:
lordpayne:
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
“If I won the lottery I would build my parents house I give my grandma million...”
– When Siri tried to make a note for me about what I’d do if I won the lottery
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What should I watch on Netflix?
you can tell I need help pretty badly because I paid a dollar
Me attempting to ""sext""
Dude: I wanna see you cum
Me: okay
Dude: You're so hot fuck me
Me: yes
Dude: I'm gonna rip your clothes off
Me: don't wrinkle them please
