May 2013
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africans:
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
“Fuck yeah! Fuck yeah! Fuck!”
– Amanda’s (5-word) Webby speech :)
(Fuck yeah, btw!)
Derek: You know what they have here?
Lee: What?
Derek: Tequila.
acetraineranthony:
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my...
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Crushes
http://patoisprettyfly.tumblr.com/
http://i-can-believe-this-sucks.tumblr.com/
http://acetraineranthony.tumblr.com/
http://notorietyandriviera.tumblr.com/
http://ourpoeticlives.tumblr.com/
http://acupofdeath.tumblr.com/
http://mydrunkkitchen.tumblr.com/
http://tonyfaeth.tumblr.com/
http://quentintarantinos.tumblr.com/
I’m not surprised at all, you guys are literally my heros!
friendlycloud:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
quoms:
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
Yahoo Back On Top After Purchasing Millions Of... →
Tumblr. + Yahoo! = !!
yahoo:
I’m delighted to announce that we’ve reached an agreement to acquire Tumblr!
We promise not to screw it up. Tumblr is incredibly special and has a great thing going. We will operate Tumblr independently. David Karp will remain CEO. The product roadmap, their team, their wit and irreverence will all remain the same as will their mission to empower creators to make their best work and...
All of Tumblr this morning:
buzzfeed:
News!
staff:
Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.
Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to make their best work and get it in front of the audience they deserve – certainly isn’t...
therealhorusszahhak:
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
quentintarantinos:
that’s a good post but i hate you so i’m not gonna reblog it
“Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning...”
– Kurt Cobain, Journals (via diluvie)
indigostohelit:
so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors
so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors
except then the job of the decoy got popular
like, really popular
like… worryingly popular?
reports said that the decoys...
loliconprince:
id suck yahoos dick if it fixed the video player
revelcnahterom:
cashooo:
“I can’t stand feminine gays if you’ve got a penis act like it.”
you’ve got a penis, fuck yourself with it
dickwad
If you’ve got a penis there’s no need to act like it, because it’s there.
things that need to be on Netflix
V for Vendetta
arsenickittenip:
Woah hey so everyone’s freaking out about the whole Yahoo deal so I was like “okay I’m gonna go look this thing up then!” and look what I found!!
“… let it continue to operate as an independent business.”
In other words: Calm down people, Yahoo’s not gonna mess up your precious fandom blogging experience
Source: [x]
quitethescandal:
Autocorrect can go to he’ll.
