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Children should not be forbidden to swear—not because it is desirable that they...– Bertrand Russell, Marriage & Morals (via grandejouissance)
bigbardafree: One Point English Lesson- “You’re so good” From Vermilion Pleasure Night
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
devilinmyshoes: Scottish Accent Challenge Your...
Mad Men Season 4, Episode 9 "The Beautiful Girls"
Cooper: A three letter word for a flightless bird
Ms. Blankenship: Emu
Cooper: Nope, it starts with an 'L'
Ms. Blankenship: The hell it does
ourladyofpopularculture asked: Am I one of your lost causes? ;)